The awkward moment your daughter doesn't care about the fertility vase of the Undabelly Tribe

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

And you’re there like

“Who are you?”

(via sir-laughsalot)

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aseaofquotes: Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility

ironic-interests:

That moment right before you kiss someone when you feel everything and nothing all at once.

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tltty:

things i do not get:

  • math problems
  • dick

(via bootycaller)

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lolsofunny:

i have this really unattractive thing on my face called my face

(via wtfsofunny)

(Source: nnepenthe)

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"You can’t just make me different and then leave. You can’t. You can’t change me and make my whole life centered around you, then leave." - John Green, Looking for Alaska (via 4mbivalent)

(via applecocaine)

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I think my blog exists pretty much just to document the slow but sure degeneration of my psychological state

(Source: mellowtune, via stuck-in-the-labyrinth)

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"I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all the kinds of things you can’t see from the center." - Kurt Vonnegut (via selfinspiration)

(Source: summiting, via selfinspiration)

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moriartty:

i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up

(Source: gaysuperheroes, via things-i-should-have-said)

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"I know there are people who don’t read fiction at all, and I find it hard to understand how they can bear to be inside the same head all the time." - Diane Setterfield (via selfinspiration)

(Source: larmoyante, via selfinspiration)

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